Yeah, I would totally do it. A big juicy burger, hot french fries, and a bevy (adult or not) is one of my all time favorite meals. I freakin love hamburgers! Now of course I'm
Sunday, February 27, 2011
Wednesday, February 23, 2011
Amazon.com needs to sell virtual crotch-punches
Ok here's one of my biggest pet peeves: Dumbasses that write product reviews. As a security guard, I have a lot of time to sit and browse the internet on my phone or the office and I must say, reading Amazon reviews is a hilarious time waster and also PEEVE INDUCER! I cannot believe how fucking stupid, ignorant, bitchy, prudish and completely shit-headed people can be!
Saturday, February 19, 2011
"Naughty" swear words: Where the fuck do they come from?
If I was to say "My dog needs to take a poop." Would you think anything of it? What about if I used the word crap? Turd? No, still nothing? Ok what if I said shit. I have now crossed some imaginary line into profanity.
Ask god if the bible is true: A reassuring trick
As I was sitting at work at 3:00 in the morning something hit me right in the face (and it wasn't that elusive Travelocity gnome this time). In my 20 years I spent as a Mormon, I've heard many lessons and testimonies given about what to do if you're doubting the validity of the Bible
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