Still here

Sorry there hasn't been any new posts in a while. I'm working on a couple, dealing with the tyrannical and evil nature of what Christians believe is god. I'm also working on a pretty big project uncovering the enormous cult corporation widely known as the Mormon Church, known to others as LD$ Inc. I'll keep you posted!

Thank god I'm atheist

I don't have to believe in superstitious symbols. The cross. Why is it that people think of this as a religious symbol, of symbol of Christ? Mysterious occurrences of it invoke wonder, faith and confirmation of a higher being. People draw crosses on themselves and their homes in order to "ward off" evil, because for some reason the devil is allergic to crosses. Why? 

If you believe in God, please read this.

Losing Faith In Faith: From Preacher To Atheist by Dan Barker
Chapter 19

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Dear Theologian

Dear Theologian,
I have a few questions, and I thought you would be the right person to ask. It gets tough sometimes, sitting up here in heaven with no one to talk to. I mean really talk to. I can always converse with the angels, of course, but since they don't have free will, and since I created every thought in their submissive minds, they are not very stimulating conversationalists.

American Pie, but with a burger instead

      Yeah, I would totally do it. A big juicy burger, hot french fries, and a bevy (adult or not) is one of my all time favorite meals. I freakin love hamburgers! Now of course I'm

Amazon.com needs to sell virtual crotch-punches

     Ok here's one of my biggest pet peeves: Dumbasses that write product reviews. As a security guard, I have a lot of time to sit and browse the internet on my phone or the office and I must say, reading Amazon reviews is a hilarious time waster and also PEEVE INDUCER! I cannot believe how fucking stupid, ignorant, bitchy, prudish and completely shit-headed people can be!

"Naughty" swear words: Where the fuck do they come from?

      If I was to say "My dog needs to take a poop." Would you think anything of it? What about if I used the word crap? Turd? No, still nothing? Ok what if I said shit. I have now crossed some imaginary line into profanity.

Ask god if the bible is true: A reassuring trick

      As I was sitting at work at 3:00 in the morning something hit me right in the face (and it wasn't that elusive Travelocity gnome this time). In my 20 years I spent as a Mormon, I've heard many lessons and testimonies given about what to do if you're doubting the validity of the Bible